your fav childhood memory?
if i don’t get married in an elie saab dress what’s the point
T.B. LaBerge (via beautiful-ambition)
the most accurate depiction of me when i’m watching shameless
I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
I wish someone had told me this when I was hurting, y.g. (via imtiredofbeingsosad)
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too
Virginia Woolf, 21 April 1918 (via ughpoems)
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out
it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar